Here, you can observe the author in her natural habitat (read: a sci-fi/fantasy convention) with her faithfull companion dragon Šmak Hanička.

The author is currently not freaking out about Hobbitcon. Šmak Hanička says she’s looking forward to it.

The author would also like to thank Jiří “Slepicz” Kohoutek for the amazing photos.

(and sice Tumblr decided to include this post in the hobbitcon tag, a quick PSA: feel free to come and socialise, we are nice and even Šmak Hanička hasn’t bitten anyone yet. :D   )

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

Basically, three quarters of the relationship between my brother and I summed up in one gif.

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

Basically, three quarters of the relationship between my brother and I summed up in one gif.

Fixing stuff.
(basically, I’m using perl magic to modify text files and then copy/paste magic to put them together)
But at least I managed to get one file done while procrastinating from making a screenshot. :D 

Fixing stuff.

(basically, I’m using perl magic to modify text files and then copy/paste magic to put them together)

But at least I managed to get one file done while procrastinating from making a screenshot. :D 

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

mangocianamarch:

shoutsindwarvish:

"the younger dwarves"
you mean fili and kili
they wanted to be friends with the elves
they even spoke about it in front of thorin (under their breaths but obviously not out of earshot)
they wanted this quest to end with peace and harmony in the land just like the erebor they heard about in stories growing up
and they could have seen it happen
after the battle of the five armies everyone banded together and the alliances were remade again
they could have sat with elves and men around a fire and sang songs with them and finally come home


omg i’m imagining fili and kili being immature little brats and getting just close enough for thorin to hear how sarcastic they’re being and then they’re like “you know we’D TOTALLYYYYYYYYYY be sitting around a FIRRRRRRRRRRE and singing SONGGGGGGGGGGS and have like FOOD TO EAT and WINE TO DRINK if SOMMMMMMEBODYYYYYYYYYY didn’t tell the elves to go fuCK THEMSELVESSSSSSSSSSSS”
and thorin just rounds on them like what did you say to me you lil bitches
and they just like t(^^t)

mangocianamarch:

shoutsindwarvish:

"the younger dwarves"

you mean fili and kili

they wanted to be friends with the elves

they even spoke about it in front of thorin (under their breaths but obviously not out of earshot)

they wanted this quest to end with peace and harmony in the land just like the erebor they heard about in stories growing up

and they could have seen it happen

after the battle of the five armies everyone banded together and the alliances were remade again

they could have sat with elves and men around a fire and sang songs with them and finally come home

omg i’m imagining fili and kili being immature little brats and getting just close enough for thorin to hear how sarcastic they’re being and then they’re like “you know we’D TOTALLYYYYYYYYYY be sitting around a FIRRRRRRRRRRE and singing SONGGGGGGGGGGS and have like FOOD TO EAT and WINE TO DRINK if SOMMMMMMEBODYYYYYYYYYY didn’t tell the elves to go fuCK THEMSELVESSSSSSSSSSSS”

and thorin just rounds on them like what did you say to me you lil bitches

and they just like t(^^t)

bead-bead:

mishasminions:

davidbowiesmanpackage:

soul-to—squeeze:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

look at this baby what even was his name

rename him royal wiggles 

"LET ME AT ‘EM, MUM"
ALSO, WHAT A NICE HEAD OF HAIR ON THAT BABY. I HOPE IT LASTS

He’s not wiggling, he’s clearly trying to fly. First prince in generations that won’t have to join the RAF to do so.

endorwitch:

good thiing i think sebastian stan is adorbs because damn he is all over my dash atm. :D

Today on Procrastinating by Staring at the Wallpaper:
Thorin, what happened to your fingers that made them so short?
(I guess it’s just perspective, but still…they look a bit weird.)

Today on Procrastinating by Staring at the Wallpaper:

Thorin, what happened to your fingers that made them so short?

(I guess it’s just perspective, but still…they look a bit weird.)

dwarfsmut:

Life goes on in the newly rebuilt Dale

Absolutely Bifur told Gimli where dwarves come from

confusedpurplefox:

hidden-but:

confusedpurplefox:

hidden-but:

Kapitán Amerika Zimní voják: Návrat prvního Avengera jednou větou dvěma větama:

Nudíte se? Kupte si medvídka mývala.

image

Kterého? :D
image

To záleží na tom, jestli chceš radši dostat pěstí nebo kulometem. :D 

Ani jedna z těch možností mě zrovna nenaplňuje extrémním nadšením :D

Tak potom který chceš, aby ti všechno umýval. :D

define-madness:

It seems Frodo has the same opinion as I do about the Desolation of Smaug movie

#omg#imagine frodo going to see the hobbit with the rest of the fellowship though it’d be hilarious#frodo is sending sms continuously to bilbo ‘did that really happen uncle bilbo’#bilbo is like ‘yes; no ; yes; no; probably artistic license; yes#HE DID WHAT TO THE WHAT no that most certainly did NOT happen’#gimli getting teary eyed over seeing his kin and being super enthusiastic and loud during the battle scenes#legolas just cringing the entire time through#’I can’t believe I said that’#’I never said that’#’oh god that armor was so unflattering’#’I WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE THAT OVER A BIT OF BLOOD’#’oh my god did dad really think I was crushing on tauriel I hope they made that part up’#(what they DIDNT make up is the part where he calls gimli a goblin mutant)#(that gets really awkward at the theatre)#merry and pippin are having the time of their live because they’re just really enjoying the movie#sauron downloaded the movie via torrent and is sitting in a cozy pit of lava watching the movie on his ipad and screencapping his ring and watching his own scene over and over again#and making fun of smaug by imitating his voice during his scenes#’I am fire I am death I am a whiny little asshole deserter dragonbaby who couldnt outfly glaurung#and that sucker didnt even have wings

confusedpurplefox:

hidden-but:

Kapitán Amerika Zimní voják: Návrat prvního Avengera jednou větou dvěma větama:

Nudíte se? Kupte si medvídka mývala.

image

Kterého? :D
image

To záleží na tom, jestli chceš radši dostat pěstí nebo kulometem. :D 

awdrevcz:

Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies,bunnies,bunnies.

Grandpa has flufflyballs. Will spent ten minutes watching them. Little brother has a clever phone with a camera. 
You can see the result in the picture above.

awdrevcz:

Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies,bunnies,bunnies.

Grandpa has flufflyballs. Will spent ten minutes watching them. Little brother has a clever phone with a camera. 

You can see the result in the picture above.