CA has commenced.
"There goes our salvage guys" lol this feels like the start of Aliens!
ok where are we now? your dodgy camera work means i missed the txt at bottom the screen man!
What the blazes is Filch doing on my screen? And wheres his cat?
And Hugo Weaving? i was gonna make a comment about him suddenly appearing in a dress or elf ears but the way he is talking i am more expecting him to say “Mr Andersom” many many times… hehe
its the funky blue box from the end of Thor!!!!!!! or not
that is one skinny lil runt. my hed is pastede on, yay!
why does lil runt guy sound sorta like eric bana when he talks?
oh those Starks!
its beena while since i saw Iron Man 2…did this exposition thing get mentioned in that or am i going mad? probably going mad…
ooh. imma love Stanley Tucci. imma squish him.
yup…dont mess with chicks man…they;ll hurt you!
aww tommy lee jones!
omgawd he’s sooo sweet! diving ONTO the grenade? OMGAWD I LOVE HIM!!!!!!
hmm - i have seen photos from the RArmitage filming his scenes….this scenery looks suspiciously like where those shots were taken. WHERE IS MY FAVE ENGLISHMAN??????????
aww will i haven to wait for the transformation before my baby appears?
Papa stark is back. hello papa stark! i lust after your son!
aww lil runt looks nervous. poor baby! it’ll be okay. you’ll be stomping nazis in no time!
what a brave lil guy. see it will be boring after this when he is huge.
HOW ARE HIS PANTS STILL FITTING?????????
WAIT A MINUTE! I recognise that nose!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS MY BABY!!1 i didnt recognise him before - i blame the evil camera recording….surely with a good picture i would have recognised the RArmitage instantly??
that bitch shot my englishman!!!!!!!!!1
lol i like how the cab door had a star on it like his shield.
dude whats with the mini one-man sub-like thing? like when did nazis get such impressive tech? looks like a water-based batmobile.
and hey didnt richard say once he has a fear of water…i vaguely recall reading about him having issues with teh 1) fake water-boarding and 2) fight scenes in a pool in spooks. how did he do this scene?
wow rich - boy your teeth are shiny white! and now you are dead. i am sad.
ah yes - its time to dress like a dork and raise funds for the war! dont you feel like a REAL hero now?
off to save your mate! aww stark-daddy is helping!
dude - is steve and his best friend in love? i think so! :D of course its WW2 era - they will never admit it and he will pretend he likes the girl instead.
oh tommy you fool! Steve baby will be fine. and he will have saved a shitload of dudes! see! i was right
jaws drop…boys love the red dress.
boring fight stuff……..
zomgawd steves boyfriend just fell to his death?what???????/ no one told me this was a tragic love story!
and i dunno why…but even though his head is red and no nose….for some reason creepy version of schmidts head reminds me of the gross guy in sin city with the yellow skin (the one in the storyline with bruce willis and jessica alba)…i am not sure why its making me think of that……but it is!
gawd more boring-as fighting. i am glad i didnt pay money for this.
tommy lee has a car with nitris oxide?????????? WOW THATS AWESOME!!
well isnt that a gay metaphor? steve just committed surprise buttsex on schmidt and his plane. nice one!
yeah well i just saw thor so i know what the blue thing is doing…you be going through a wormhole buddy. i hope you have fun!
aww what a mean ending - at least for the girl. we know he will be back for Avengers….and according to most peeps i follow on tumblr, be having gay sex with Tony. :D
and welcome to the future steve!
seriously if i had paid money for this i would have been pissed.
guys this is the first post on my tumblr that had chris tagged it in it. i just cracked up rereading it.